Yay!  I finally got my missing Asylum photos this week!  Now if I could just airbrush myself out of them...

( Missing Asylum 2009 photos )

Oh god.  Oh god.  I think I'm hyperventilating...

I just got this email from ITV when I asked if they'd bought season 5 of Supernatural:

Thank you for your recent email regarding SUPERNATURAL.

Unfortunately ITV haven't acquired series 5 of the above programme.

Regards

VIEWER SERVICES - PR


HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE BOUGHT SEASON 5???????? 
SN is their highest rated scripted show for God's sake!!!

I'm not entirely sure I've done this right, but here are my (rather shaky!) photographs from Asylum 3 - bear in mind I was at the back of the hall for most of the proceedings so a lot of these are pictures of the screens (and / or blurry!!)


Asylum 2009 photos

Better late than never! Here's my con report (if anyone's interested!)

( Asylum 2009 )

So hopefully I'll have the energy to post a proper Asylum 2009 con report here at some point - when my brain isn't quite so fried and I can string together a coherant sentence not comprised solely of words such as "Jensen - lovely - gorgeous - freckles - LONGER HAIR! - eyes ohmygodhiseyes - freckles - voice - Jared - HAIR - EYES - Misha - bonkers - Matt Cohen ohmygodmattcohen - ohmygodmattcohensstupidhat - Malik breakdances - Gabe has sharks in his living room - I didn't let Fred Lehne sit at my table - Richard's beard! - Amy looks like Alona - Sam looks like Sam again - Icarus!  Cockerpoo!  Icarus wallpaper on Jensen's iPhone instead of Danneel wallpaper! - FRECKLES!!!"

So yeah.  I'm calm.

In the meantime here's a pic of Jensen's assets.  (Unfortunately I was sitting at the back of the hall, so this is a shot of the screen not the actual asset!)



I trust that will tide you over until I can write a proper report...

*sigh*  Jensen's so very lovely...

So I got my Winchester Squeeze aka J2 aka Winchester Sandwich photo op for Asylum finally at 2pm, after getting screwed around by the website this morning when the first 200 were released.  Apparently the second 200 sold out in under a minute!  My PC froze yet again when I refreshed the page at 2pm, just as it did at 10am, but I was paranoid enough had the foresight to have my laptop set up too, which didn't crash.  Thank god.

I also got Jared pics this morning, so I'm well chuffed.

I have a monster headache and my hands are still shaking, believe it or not.  Yep, three hours later...

But I GET TO SQUEEZE JENSEN AND JARED TWICE!!!!!

Am ever-so-slightly excited.

Title: Keeping It Real
Author:irismay42
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean, Sam, Ruby, Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2,300
Spoilers: Up to 4.18
Summary: Dean wakes up and it was all a dream.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I sold my soul to Kripke.
A/N: WIAWSNB and a bottle of wine. Not a good combination.
Please note, I'm spoiler-free, so please don't spoiler me in comments! This is all ridiculous conjecture with no basis in reality!

( Keeping It Real )

Title: I Want To Be Han Solo
Author:irismay42
Genre: Gen, Wee!chesters
Characters: Dean, Sam, John
Rating: PG
Words: 454
Spoilers: Vaguely for all episodes aired in the US.
Summary: Sam's fed up with being Luke Skywalker. Pre-series. Oneshot.
Disclaimer: Kripke owns the pretty and Lucas owns the rest.
A/N: So I'm not entirely sure what this is, but plot and Iris aren't friends right now so this is all I'm capable of.


( I Want To Be Han Solo )

Title: Make Her Scream
Author:irismay42
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean, Alastair
Rating: PG-13
Words: 96
Spoilers: Up to 4.16
Summary: The first Seal breaks. Hell fic. Drabble.
Disclaimer: All Kripke's. But come the Revolution... Dean's mine!
A/N: I could get into this drabbling malarky...


( Make Her Scream )

I don't think I've ever done a fic rec on here before, but I just couldn't let this one go without a bit of pimpage!

If anyone needs cheering up after the awesomeness that was OTHOAP, go check out Heaven is a Place on Earth by Damerel. I think it's one of the funniest SN fics I've ever read!

If disco dancing angels is your thing, you're going to love this!

Well that about says it all...

THE (un)HOLY TRINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We get Jensen, Jared and Misha!!!!!!*

* Subject to work committments.

Seriously, anyone offers Jared (or Jensen for that matter) ANY movie roles between now and May and they will FACE THE WRATH OF IRIS!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm not kidding.  I know where I can get my hands on a shotgun.  (I'm KIDDING!  Sort of.)

So we have to pay £10 for Jared's auto.  So there'll be security guards everywhere and screaming swooning fangirls and security guards fighting off screaming swooning fangirls (and hopefully no flying ones this time!) and my brain.  Is.  Exploding.  With.  Squeeeeeeeeeee............


I WANT MY WINCHESTER SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this and Snow Patrol were awesome at Nottingham Arena tonight too!

Now I've got your attention - and it would appear to be true - look ...

If anyone would like to celebrate by popping over to read my new VS episode Heaven and Earth (If You've Been Kripke'd Like I've Been Kripke'd - to give it it's unofficial subtitle) then that would be awfully nice of you. You can find it here . Go on. You know you want to. Oh come on, I've been writing it since last August it's not my fault Kripke ripped off my title! (Snigger.)

Title: Interview With The (Former) Vampire
Author:irismay42
Genre: Gen
Characters: Gordon Walker
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,900
Spoilers: Up to 4.13
Summary: Gordon Walker: On A Mission From God
Disclaimer: That's right folks: I own absolutely nothing. But my day will come. Just you wait, Mr. Kripke!
A/N: So this is the result of my noodling around trying to see if I could write Gordon first person. Absolutely no calorific value. You will probably learn little or nothing from reading this. (Maybe that should be the disclaimer...!)

British people: Why did more of you watch AYTGIMDW than Lazarus Rising? And were you really all watching Lost and recording Supernatural?

*shakes fist*

We are, indeed, a strange bunch.

Ratings can be found here .

On the other hand, the adverts are horrendous on ITV2 so I can't blame any of you for recording SN. And at least we got 2nd and 3rd place on ITV2 and 1st and 3rd place on ITV2 +1. And hahahahahah where the hell was Gossip Girl??!!!! (Eeeeeevil snigger...)

So we're still ITV2's highest rated scripted show.  And they've finally remembered to add us to their list of programmes on their stupid green website!

W/E 25th January 2009

ITV2:

1. American Idol 692,000
2. SUPERNATURAL (Are You There God...) 677,000
3. SUPERNATURAL (Lazarus Rising) 621,000


ITV2 +1

1. SUPERNATURAL (Are You There God...) 216,000
2. 10 Things I Hate About You 196,000
3. SUPERNATURAL (Lazarus Rising) 190,000

In The Hunt - Unauthorized Essays on Supernatural is published in March.

Benbella now have a mini-site dedicated to the book in which you can read an excerpt as well as essays by the twelve finalists from the supernatural.tv essay competition who didn't make it into the book.

Check it out here .

And again, here's a lovely picture of the cover:

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME!







For Christmas, Santa bought me a star to name!  So a little help with that please...


Poll #1320666 Name That Star!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What should I name my Christmas star?

Good things do happen, Iris...

JENSEN'S COMING TO ASYLUM!  JENSEN AND MISHA!  MY BRAIN HURTS SOOOOOOOO MUCH!

Ahem.

Back to our scheduled programming...

Title: Waiting Room
Genre: Gen
Characters: Sam and... someone else.
Rating: PG
Words: 2,450
Spoilers: Up to 4.10
Summary: Sam waits while Dean makes a decision.
Disclaimer: You know the drill.
A/N: So I wrote a Sam story. What the hell???


( Waiting Room )